The sky was dark and heavy with clouds. A boy called Ben was bored, watching TV. So he went to his room, walking slowly up the creaky stairs. When he entered his room he suddenly tripped on a metal handle under a shaggy rug on the wooden floor. BANG, a weird mermaid looking thing appeared - He later realised thats what genies look like, and all the cartoons had got it slightly wrong. The genie proceeded to grant Ben three wishes for releasing him from his bottle. Ben pondered on the wishes for hours at first; then hours became days, days became months, until finally, Ben decided what he could do with his 3 wishes.... He bought 3 of these tees and told the genie to get fucked.